Concordskii Motorфлот

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This article is about the motorsport team. For the aircraft, see Tupolev Tu-144.

Soviet Union Concordskii Motorфлот
The Concordskii Motorфлот logo
Founder Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
Technical Director Eduard Anatolyevich Khil (aka the Trololo guy)
Base Soviet Union Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad)
Racing Colours
Notable Games Forza4Logo.png F12011Logo.png GridLogo.png
Notable Drivers United Kingdom Shoutyskii Scotland Y2jisaok United Kingdom Mr Flobadob
Races Entered 55
Championships Won 0 (best result 3rd)
Special Events Won 1
Race Wins 7
Podiums 32
Fastest Laps 1
Motto "When you drive for Concordskii Motorфлоt, Car drives you!"
The owner of Concordskii Motorфлот
Lenin likes RRR. It's his Favskii.

история

(History)
skii,skii...skii
Please let me race Mr Stalin, I know what I'm doing, I did win the Lada cup after all!

Since the dawn of time, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin has wanted his own motorsport team. However this was a task too many for everyones favourite Communist dictator in the pursuit of his dream. Sadly, he died in 1924 and Josef Stalin took over to stop any attempts by any would be Vitaly Petrov's to go motor racing.

But now, after the fall of the Soviet Union, Lenin (or Lenny as he prefers you'd call him) rose from his crypt so that he could, and I quote "...crush Capitalism" and "Destroy that decadent, capitalist pig Gorbachev".

He has now founded this team to prove that the Soviet Union doesn't need to rule the world anymore by use of T-72s and Ak-47s

The reason why Concordskii Motorфлот is based in the Soviet Union.

Пресс-конференция 10.12.11

(Press Conference 10.12.11)
Speaker: Now, we welcome to the room the team principle of Concordskii Motorфлот, Vladimir Lenin!

Lenin: Please, please, call me Lenny. (dramatic pause) Now, I have invited you here today my minions so that I can explain to you the ambitions of Concordskii Motorфлот.

Lenin: Firstly, I would like to tell you all that Concordskii Motorфлот have entered the Formula 1 Asia series that begins in January. After completing the 4za Motorsport Championship, Concordskii Motorфлот have decided to expand into the pinicle of motorsport. They will be using the MGP W02 chassis and we will have sponsorship from Malaysian oil company Petronas and investment group Aabar. Our drivers will be the Soviet Union's own Generalissimus of Motorsport Shoutyskii and Scot Y2jisaok who has moved from Leyton House Reloaded.

Lenin: However, before the F1 Asia series begins we will be competing in the Sunset GP special event. We have entered this event as a prequel to our attempt on the main F1 Asia Series, although don't expect us to take it lightly! We will use all the power of the Mother Russia to get a good result. Now I would now like to pass over to our drivers Shoutyskii and Y2jisaok who will answer some questions.

Speaker: Give a warm welcome to Shoutyskii and Y2jisaok...

Shoutyskii: Hi everyone.

Y2jisaok: Hey hey.

Autosport reporter: Shoutyskii, after achieving a great, if you don't mind me saying, third place overall in your debut season for Concordskii Motorфлот, what is your aim for the F1 Asia series?

Shoutyskii: Realistically, my aim for the season is to be competitive. I hope that the team will be able to give me, which I'm sure they can, a car that can fight for points and maybe even podiums.

F1 Racing reporter: Shoutyskii, do you feel... WHAT THE F*** IS THAT NOISE!?!

Shoutyskii: Don't worry, that's just Lenny leaving in his T-72 tank.

F1 Racing reporter: Oh, okey dokey. Anyway, do you feel that your experience in the first season of RRR Formula 1 will help you in the F1 Asia series?

Shoutyskii: Certainly so. Last season I felt was a learning curve for me as I struggled to adapt to the regulations. Also, I feel a bit of luck will go a long way to helping me achieve a good result.

The Sun reporter: Shoutyskii, Shoutyskii, Shoutyskii, do you have an AK-47, and RPG and your own personal Mi-35M Gunship?

Shoutyskii: No, no and yes.

Speaker: Ok, now we have reached the end of the allocated time for the conference. Please feel free to pick up any of the propaganda leaflets on your way out.

Пресс-релиз 20.06.12

(Press Release 20.06.12)
Concordskii Motorфлот would like to announce that they are not going to enter the sixth season of RRR, OSCAR. This a regrettable descision for the team to take and has upset the mighty Lenin. However, in recent times the Soviet Union has undergon a large restructuring program called Perestroika which has meant cutbacks have had to be made.

Therefore our lead driver Shoutyskii has secured a drive withe the new Goteki House team for the upcoming season. However, the Generalissimus of Motorsport will continue to race for us in all future special events (except the Bon Anniversaire! due to a disagreement over the taxing of French cheese in the Mother Russia).

Concordskii Motorфлот

Открытие

(Unveiling)
For the 4za Motorport Championship:
Driven by Shouty
The No.16 Concordskii Motorфлот Ford Ka. The team was going to use a home grown Lada, however it was still growing.
At the Top Gear Track
The car in it's glorious final livery parked in front of a Douglas C-47 Dakota and a Boeing 747 Jumbojet.
Workers of the world unite!
Sponsorship comes from Aeroflot, Tupolev and the team is gratefully funded by the Soviet Union.
For the MEMES:
On the runway
The Lotus Esprit is the car Shouty has been chosen to use for the third race of each MEMES event.
At the Top Gear Track
The Lotus is used as a mobile advertisement board for the 1980 Olympics in Moscow which are due to start in June, 32 years ago...
Parked by Shouty
The 1980 Olympics logo is in the shape of a rocket... the rocket the Soviet Union and Lenin will use to crush you!
On the runway
The Concordskii Motorфлот race 1 and 2 Toyota MR2. Yдивительный!
At the Top Gear Track
The Concordskii Motorфлот race 1 and 2 Lancia 037. Cупер!
Parked by Shouty
The Concordskii Motorфлот race 1 and 2 Lotus Esprit. фантастический!
For future championships:
On the runway
The design shows the new style of Concordskii Motorфлот race cars for future championships.
At the Top Gear Track
It features major sponsorship from Aeroflot and sponsorship from Soviet oil producer Lukoil. Supporting the economy, Da!
Driven by Shouty
The car chosen, a Mazda MX-5, is driven at speed by Shoutyskii. The design is based around the current Aeroflot livery.

Генералиссимус по мотоспорту

(Generalissimus of Motorsport)
Generalissimus of Motorsport insignia
Shoutyskii's rank within the Soviet Union.

After the 4za Motorsport Championship, Shoutyskii became the Soviet Union's Generalissimus of Motorsport. This rank, purely created for Shoutyskii was a gift from Lenin for coming a successful 3rd in the championship standings. The image to the left is the rank's insignia, which includes a Lada Revoloution single-seater sports car.

Полные результаты

(Complete Results)

Серии и чемпионаты

(Series & Championships)
Our glorious Technical Director!
Remember to fill in these tables Shoutyskii, for the Mother Russia!
Season Series Driver 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 Pos Points
3 4zaMC CAT CAM POS TOP HOC NUR MAP ATL SEB INF TSU MOT 3rd 120
United Kingdom Shoutyskii 2 8 2 3 4 4 7 4 9 1 6 3
F1-2 F1 Asian Series TUR
Fea
TUR
Spr
SIN
Fea
SIN
Spr
HUN
Fea
HUN
Spr
KOR
Fea
KOR
Spr
MON
Fea
MON
Spr
IND
Fea
IND
Spr
AUS
Fea
AUS
Spr
CHN
Fea
CHN
Spr
MAL
Fea
MAL
Spr
JPN
Fea
JPN
Spr
2nd 302
United Kingdom Shoutyskii 9 3 10 3 DNS 4 2 4 2 3 2 3 1 16 3 3 2 4 2 1
Scotland Y2jisaok 10 12 7 10 3 6 15 8 13 11 7 7 14 15 7 7 5 2 3 15
5 MEMES TSU CAM ATL POS LAD TOP BER SIL CAM MUG MAP IBE IBE BEN TSU INF TOP SUN SED TOP MUG 5th 232
United Kingdom Shoutyskii 2 4 1 2 3 9 5 4 4 2 13 7 1 2 8

Results Key
Bold - Pole Position
Italics - Fastest lap
* Season in Progress


Специальные события

(Special Events)
Shoutyskii likes gunships
The Nissan Leaf Gunship is taking off!
Event Title Driver Car Position Points
3 Dan Wheldon Invitational United Kingdom Shoutyskii Acura ARX-01b 7th n/a
4 Merry Crashmas United Kingdom Shoutyskii Jupiter Eagleray Mk4 1st 470
5 Zer0 Emissions Endurance United Kingdom Shoutyskii Nissan Leaf Gunship 6th n/a
6 Sunset Grand Prix United Kingdom Shoutyskii MGP W02 7th n/a