Kimster's Grotty Crashmas Grotto

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RaceProLogo.png Kimster's Grotty Crashmas Grotto
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Date Sunday 14th
December 2014
Category Demolition Derby
Country Finland Finland
Car Volvo 850 Estate
Drivers 16
Races 6
Champion United Kingdom Sam Hirani
Achievement Badge Father Cuntmas -  This driver won Kimster's Grotty Crashmas Grotto special event
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Kimster's Grotty Crashmas Grotto is the thirty-fifth Really Rubbish Racing Special Event, and will take place in the second week of December 2014. The event is the fourth annual Merry Crashmas event after the inaugural Merry Crashmas demolition derby in 2011, Merry Crashmas 2: Crash Harder in 2012, and the Third Day of Crashmas in 2013, and is the special event choice of club member, style guru and general all round geniusy el mavericko Kimstermagnum, cashing in his 150 race special event token.

Car

Volvo 850 Estate
Kimster's Grotty Crashmas Grotto Volvo.jpg
Model Sweden Volvo 850 Estate
Type Front-Engined, FWD
Power 300 BHP
Weight 975 kg

Event Format & Regulations

Event Format

The event will consist of six races, each awarding points to the top ten finishers. The race will take place at the Real Rubbish Racing Facility in Lapland, Finland.

Race Regulations

Competitors will take part in 6 races. A superpole session will follow into 6 races of 5 laps each. Starting positions for Race 1 will be qualiying order (obviously), race 2 will have the top 8 reversed, race 3 and 5 will be the finishing positions of Race 2 and 4 respectively, Race 4 and 6 will have the top 8 reversed from race 3 and 5 respectively. If you disconnect you can come back in but only after race 2 or 4 (Due to how Race 07's connecting to servers work). The entire event will be run in dry conditions.

There are two rules:

  • Driving the course in the reverse direction is prohibited.
  • Cutting the middle section of the track is prohibited.

There are two further recommendations:

  • Have a beer nearby.
  • Race in cockpit view. it's far more fun when you can't see all around you.

Car Regulations

All competitors will use the game's Volvo 850 Estate. This is to be painted in their team's custom livery complete with race number.

Entry List

Team No. Driver
United Kingdom The Defenders 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison
United Kingdom The Offenders 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani
United Kingdom The Offenders 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper
Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport 23 England Alex Odell
United Kingdom Peachy-Bee Grand Pree 33 United Kingdom Tom Bellingham
United Kingdom Team ATOM 40 United Kingdom GremlinWon
Canada Howler Racing 43 Canada Rob Covey
Japan Kaibutsu Racing 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis
United Kingdom JemTech Racing 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker
To Be Confirmed Eiffel Power Motorsports 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard
United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley
To Be Confirmed TBC 959 United Kingdom Ben Cooper
Ajokay Motorsport could only afford a can of spray paint
TommyWTF1 is ready for some liquid racing
One man's garbage is another Dan person's good ungarbage
Can you feel the sunshine?
Does it brighten up your day?
Some people worship Jesus, CraigO worships Lord Pastor.
Wolf issues a challenge, Can you hit them all?
Don Mateo spent ages polishing this TURD for the event.
Pyjames91 using references to win.

Calendar & Results

Race Venue Laps Pole Position Winning Driver (YAY!) Losing Driver (HAH!) Fastest Lap (AND?) Date
1 Really Rubbish Racing Facility
Lapland, Finland Finland
5 United Kingdom Sam Hirani Nottinghamshire Dave Morley Wales Tom White United Kingdom Sam Hirani Sunday 14th
December 2014
2 5 United Kingdom Sam Hirani Scotland Campbell Wallis United Kingdom Sam Hirani
3 5 United Kingdom Sam Hirani Scotland Neil Crawford United Kingdom Sam Hirani
4 5 United Kingdom James Price-Harper Scotland Neil Crawford United Kingdom Lee Harrison
5 5 United Kingdom James Price-Harper Scotland Campbell Wallis United Kingdom James Lambert
6 5 United Kingdom James Lambert Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Lee Harrison

Event Results

Qualifying

Pos No Driver Team Time
1 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 1:22.322
2 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport +0.645
3 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +1.241
4 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders +2.325
5 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +2.678
6 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport +3.002
7 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing +6.220
8 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +8.367
9 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +10.674
10 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +12.134
11 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +19.851
12 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders No Time
13 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff No Time
14 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders No Time
15 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport No Time
16 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing No Time

Race 1

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport 7:13.065 1000
2 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff +2.409 900
3 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders +8.637 800
4 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders +39.199 700
5 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +47.502 600
6 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders +1:01.360 500
7 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +1:03.708 400
8 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +1:14.227 300
9 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +1:21.972 200
10 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +1 Lap 100
11 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport +1 Lap 0
12 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing +1 Lap 0
13 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing +2 Laps 0
14 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport +2 Laps 0
15 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +2 Laps 0
16 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff Wrecked 0
FL 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 1:22.348

Race 2

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 7:04.692 1000
2 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing +29.956 900
3 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +32.208 800
4 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders +33.296 700
5 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +1:01.150 600
6 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing +1:22.139 500
7 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff +1 Lap 400
8 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +1 Lap 300
9 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +1 Lap 200
10 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +1 Lap 100
11 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport Wrecked 0
12 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +2 Laps 0
13 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport Wrecked 0
14 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport Wrecked 0
15 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders Wrecked 0
16 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing Wrecked 0
FL 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 1:21.782

Race 3

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 7:16.415 1000
2 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff +8.967 900
3 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +11.472 800
4 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +13.490 700
5 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +20.607 600
6 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders +22.360 500
7 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +33.390 400
8 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport +37.702 300
9 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders +46.320 200
10 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing +1:47.060 100
11 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +1 Lap 0
12 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +1 Lap 0
13 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport +1 Lap 0
14 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport Wrecked 0
15 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing Wrecked 0
16 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing Wrecked 0
FL 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 1:21.925

Race 4

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders 7:13.703 1000
2 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders +9.764 900
3 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff +11.323 800
4 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders +17.521 700
5 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +35.934 600
6 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +45.453 500
7 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +49.358 400
8 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +52.040 300
9 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport +57.380 200
10 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +1:24.805 100
11 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport +2:40.097 0
12 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +1 Lap 0
13 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports Wrecked 0
14 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport Wrecked 0
15 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing Wrecked 0
16 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing Wrecked 0
FL 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders 1:21.760

Race 5

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders 7:14.579 1000
2 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff +3.941 900
3 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing +19.269 800
4 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +25.185 700
5 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders +27.857 600
6 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport +33.908 500
7 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +37.837 400
8 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +57.589 300
9 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +1:18.347 200
10 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders +1:38.776 100
11 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport Wrecked 0
12 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport Wrecked 0
13 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +1 Lap 0
14 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +1 Lap 0
15 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing +1 Lap 0
16 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +2 Laps 0
FL 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff 1:22.397

Race 6

Pos No Driver Team Time/Retired Points
1 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff 7:18.242 500
2 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders +21.326 450
3 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders +28.748 400
4 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders +38.873 350
5 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders +40.312 300
6 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport +51.517 250
7 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo +1:07.212 200
8 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing +1:24.250 150
9 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff +2:11.936 100
10 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing +2:20.371 50
11 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing +1 Lap 0
12 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing +1 Lap 0
13 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports +1 Lap 0
14 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing +2 Laps 0
15 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport MIA 0
16 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport Wrecked 0
FL 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders 1:22.615

Event Standings

Points

Position 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th Apologising
Races 1-5 1000 900 800 700 600 500 400 300 200 100 -1
Race 6 500 450 400 350 300 250 200 150 100 50 -10

In true form to Crashmas spirit, the number of points available is stupidly vast. The driver with the most points after all six races will be the winner of the event. In the event of any tied scores, results countback will be used. If scores are still tied after countback, the driver with lowest combined race time over all five races will finish the the higher position. Event points will be awarded to the top eight positions in all races, regardless of whether all cars finish the race. One point will be deducted every time a driver apologises for an incident over voice chat.

After the failure of double points to capture the imagination of people in Formula 1, it has been decided that the final race shall have half points.

Championship Table

Pos No Driver Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 Total
1 9 United Kingdom Sam Hirani United Kingdom The Offenders 3 1 1 4 5 4 4450
2 91 United Kingdom James Lambert Kent Medway Massiff 2 7 2 3 2 1 4400
3 78 United Kingdom James Price-Harper United Kingdom The Offenders 4 4 6 1 1 5 4200
4 16 United Kingdom Jamie Hunt United Kingdom Young Offenders 15 5 5 5 8 2 2550
5 25 Wales Tom White Kent Medway Massiff 16 10 3 6 4 9 2200
6 7 United Kingdom Lee Harrison United Kingdom The Defenders 6 15 9 2 10 3 2100
7 86 United Kingdom Craig Woollard France Eiffel Power Motorsports 9 3 4 13 7 13 2100
8 149 Nottinghamshire Dave Morley United Kingdom Monolith Motorsport 1 14 8 11 6 16 1800
9 222 Scotland Neil Crawford Japan Kaibutsu Racing 13 2 16 16* 3 10 1749
10 43 Canada Rob Covey Canada Howler Racing 5 8 15 7 9 11 1500
11 85 United Kingdom Matt Davies United Kingdom Team Diablo 7 9 11 8 13 7 1100
12 75 County Derry Niall O'Connell Republic of Ireland Westlander Racing 12 6 10 15 15 8 1100
13 71 United Kingdom Pete Walker United Kingdom JemTech Racing 10 12 7 12 14 14 500
14 23 England Alex Odell Hertfordshire Ajokay Motorsport 11 13 13 9 12 6 450
15 64 Scotland Campbell Wallis Japan Kaibutsu Racing 8 16 12 10 16 12 400
16 802 Kernow Dan Thorn Kernow Kernowsport 14 11 14 14 11 15 0

* 1 point penalty to Kroffie for apologising in race 4