Realish Racing Pleb Club
| The Pleb Club |
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The Realish Racing Pleb Club is an exclusive club open to anybody, so long as they're willing to pay money.
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What is the Pleb Club For?
Well that's a really good question, and I'm glad you asked.
The Realish Racing Pleb Club is a means by which you can give Realish Racing money. Money to keep our PC racing servers going. We all enjoy the use of them after all!
Why should I join the Pleb Club?
Another brilliant Question!
In return for giving Realish Racing some of your money, you'll feel both better about yourself, and better than those around you by becoming a member of an exclusive club. You'll also start to see large tents like the one pictured to the right at some Realish Racing events.
Also, you'll gain the right to become a team owner, and the ability to enter that team into official competitions!
How much does a Pleb Club membership cost?
This is clearly the most important question. There are three exclusive levels of membership, and they are outlined in the table below.
| Exclusivity Level | Membership Benefits | Price |
|---|---|---|
| A Little Exclusive | A warm, fuzzy glow | £1 per month |
| Somewhat Exclusive | A lighter wallet | £2 per month |
| Very Exclusive | Right to own and enter a team into official Realish Racing competition. | £3 per month |
I want in! Where do I Sign?
Congratulations on deciding to become a member of the most exclusive club in the virtual racing world! Click the button below and you'll be taken to the Pleb Club payment page.
Members
Cast from the finest metals and cut from the shiniest stones, these exclusive Pleb Club medals are exclusive to all Pleb Club members.
- The Very Exclusive "Gold" medal is a disc of lead wrapped in the finest gold leaf with a centre section left bare for a beautiful 2-tone effect, inlaid with what could be mother or pearl but might not be, and what appears to be a sapphire and emerald.
- The Somewhat Exclusive "Silver" medal is crafted from the highest quality brushed steel throughout, with common malachite and lapis lazuli set alongside some basic opal
- The A Little Exclusive "Bronze" medal is actually bronze. Well, bronze plated. Ok, it's actually copper we nicked from the local plumbers and melted down. Not sure what's underneath. probably teeth or asbestos or something. The tin foil centre gives the appearance of silver, and coloured plastic is held on by the finest PVA that WHSmith has to offer.
Disclaimer
The Pleb Club is a way in which you can donate money towards helping the club pay for gaming server costs. If you want something tangable for your money whilst contributing to the club, how about an official T-shirt or poster?
